The great Teddy Wayne
has cracked The New Yorker‘s “Shouts & Murmurs” section. Why great? The man is a beast. See here for the exhaustive list, but do especially peep “Saved by the Bell: The Grad School Years” (dear to my heart), “Your Best Friend in a Romantic Comedy Is Always There for You,” and my most favorite of all, “Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction: ‘The Middle School Dance’ by Melissa Bell, Age 13” (also in video form here, though I think seeing someone perform it makes it less funny; this girl is not quite who I pictured in my head).
Wayne’s debut novel, Kapitoil, recently came out. I have not yet read it, though every time I remember it exists, I ask myself, “Why haven’t I read it yet?” My friend and noble roommate, Salvatore Pane, reviewed the book for BOMB and had nothing but good things to say about it.
Also, as an aside, the fact that Teddy Wayne produced all this screamingly funny stuff for McSweeney’s website and now has this (still funny but decidedly) tamer piece in The New Yorker reminds me of this article in The Onion, the upshot of which is that pitcher Mike Mussina has no problem getting his satirical pieces into “Shouts & Murmurs” but finds McSweeney’s a tough nut to crack.
April 26, 2013
The Occasional Review, Volume I, Issue 1
An interesting thing about online literary magazines is that there’s no significant difference between a link to a certain short story or poem in the table of contents and a link from Twitter, or a blog, or the author’s home page—you click the link, you go there. I’ve always thought it would be cool to “edit” a “journal” from all the other journals. I envisioned giving my “journal” a distinctive color scheme, a signature font, etc.
Well, I never got around to doing all that. But I did collect a number of pieces I quite admired. So in the spirit of sharing, and pursuing goals no matter how half-assedly, I give you The Occasional Review, Volume I, Issue 1.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
“A Good Deuce” by Jodi Angel
“Fairytale of New York: The story behind the Pogues’ classic Christmas anthem” by Dorian Lynskey
“2 Good 2 Be 4Gotten: An Oral History of Freaks and Geeks” by Robert Lloyd
“How to Hack Chipotle” by William Hudson
“Steve Albini integrates the history of music fads into his hate for Cher’s ‘Believe'” by Marah Eakin
“Book Shopping with the Best-Read Man in America” by John Lingan
“The Forgotten Actress as Isadora Duncan in Russia” by Bridget Lowe
“Why white critics’ fear of engaging Tyler Perry is stifling honest debate” by Joshua Alston
“Confessions of a New Coffee Drinker” by John Friedman
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